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My Favorite Millennial Raves: #1(Apokalypso) The home site should be update this January (1998)

Millennial Raves: #2 (The Word as Virus) (THE Ur Text, by William Burroughs) For more information on Burroughs and his ongoing work, check out Gary Leeming's excellent resource. Thanks to whomever put me on the Burrough's mailing list. I think I know who you are. Well, just thanks. It is a great site with a lot of links, even to Mal's Memorial Page.

Hey! Hey! LBJ?

BITE ME!

And our wonderful war criminal "Drug Czar," Ret. General Barry Mccaffrey makes 2.

Why do we have "Home Pages," anyway?

Damned if I know. Maybe so we can show you the other home pages we have so cleverly found. Well, except for the ones that belong to friends of mine, (I have to assume that if you can type Hotbot, you can pretty much find everything you "need." Well, now you don't even have to do that.) I spend my online time hitting what, to me, are mostly "the same old bookmarks." But when one keeps calling me back, I'll try to get it in here with a brief description.

I guess they are good for crackpot ideas that don't really have any other outlet. Stick around, if that's what you like, because I have a million of 'em. I might be a loser, but by God, I DO know everything and I am always right. Get over it.

So, Here They Are...Jim Gallagher's Actual Links! Friends First!

Ssshhhh... She hates to admit it, but here's Selina!!! My EX-WIFE!! (she's a retard)

And don't fergit my Darlin' Daughter, Lexie! (She's OK, except for hating the Church and forcing her son to get baptised and circumcised)

Since she is going to make funny pix of me, here is my favoritist e-mail love, Luahna!! Oh sad, the link is gone!

Hey! Here's a new friend!, Elestria, aka Sondra London

Oh, yeah...obligatory religious link..., "Bob" LOVES YOU, you unworthy swine! PSsst--The world ends July 5, 1998, 0700 EDT. Deal with it. Happy Last Year! Fuck 'em, though. They are SOOOO 80's.

There ARE others (you know who you are, darlings) who prefer to stay a bit more in the background. You know I love you, too!

Always more on the way...

And Other Stuff...

Gratutitous (short) political rant...

I was watching PBS and they were all full of solving the troubles (at any cost). Well, I say "Up The Republic!" Hurrah for those who have given their very lives for the cause of Peace in Ireland. Disarm now! Brits First! (Thank you.)

Concerned about your privacy? You should be.

And if that doesn't scare you enough, check out these creepy bastards. Don't forget your credit card...well, don't worry, they probably have the number.

For News check with Matt Drudge! No bulletins? He still has the best news links around.

Or you can check my News Links

For a different look at the news, especially around Haverhill, Mass., and the Merrimack Valley, see the Lawrence Eagle Tribune. It is my Dad's paper (he 's the one on the left, receiving one of his many awards), although they don't carry his column. Feel free to let them know how much that irritates you!!!!

For more of a "feature" type 'Zine, read Salon. Best read daily. Hitchens and Paglia are regular contributors. Hitchens can also be read in The Nation, that ancient bastion of free Stalinism. At least in their own minds! Yo, solidarity. (Thanks to "meme23" for cleaning up the Hitchens bio link! And if you need a few new links in your life, he has got 'em. Obscure, artistic, scholarly, interesting stuff. With plenty of amusement and beauty. His RealAudio links are fantastic. Pull down the antenna and throw out the shortwave. Well, OK, keep the battery powered one just in case. But it is an "exciting new development in communications," as they say in Popular Science (or used to)).

Want some gore?, sugar? This link is pretty good. Not as good as "billthegates" was, but most of the old links are there. But, "Mindglue" is now saying that he has stopped updating it and he seems a bit crabby about the whole thing, so, if YOU know aof a cool site which links to buckets o' gore, let me know and I will check it out. Hey? Who knew? But, thanks Warp, for the tip that bill was gone! (See what glory it brought him? Think, fool! This could be YOUR spot!) Warp RoOlz DuDEz!

Menstruation is not gore...it is cool (at least if it ain't you having it)! Get into it at the Museum of Menstruation. (That is...If you DARE, little girl...)

Sex? Sure. This is the archive of alt.sex.stories.moderated, a fine, historic Usenet group. Cheaper than Penthouse Forum, and weirder, too. If nothing here gets you off, you are a freak!

Well, that's all for now, kids! Stay in touch, though. Ya never know...

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